Participate in the parade or shake Al Roker’s hand?
Not like it was that hard of a choice.
(note: we also have a twitter now! @vpbadass - you know you want to follow it)
Joe Biden goes into a biker bar and gets a biker chick to sit on his lap. The dudes on the sides are like “God damn I wish I was this badass.”
And yet, this isn’t a scandal because Joe’s a family man. Dr. Jill Biden knows that it’s just Joe being Joe and he’ll always come home to her every night, even if he is badassing around on the campaign trail.